I just want to start this post with a disclaimer.

MOM, DO NOT READ THIS.
if you want to keep your peace of mind.

We were in LA for three days, Monday Tuesday and Wednesday June 7, 8, and 9. We arrived Monday evening and went to Elan and Laurel's house. We took it easy and had a couple brew pups.




Tuesday morning we woke up and rode our mopeds down Santa Monica Blvd to the Promenade.


After we hung out there for a while we came back to the apartment where Elan's sister Angelika and Laurel's friend Erin met us. We started playing this drinking game that Laurel knew. Everyone sits in a circle and you count to thirteen clockwise in a circle. I say one, the next person says two, the next person says three and so on. Whenever you get to thirteen everyone takes a drink and the person who was the number thirteen makes up a rule for one of the numbers. So when that number comes up again instead of saying the number you have to do whatever the rule is for that number. If you forget the rule or you say the number instead you have to take a drink and we start the counting over. The rules ended up being:

1. Stand up and make your body the shape of the number one.
2. Make a fart noise.
3. Take your shoes off if they're on, or put your shoes on if they're off.
4. Pet the cat.
5. Open the fridge.
6. Touch the ceiling.
7. Brooks drinks.
8. Sing a line from a rap song.
9. Stand up and spin in a circle.
10. Change the song.
11. Turn on every light that's off in the house, and turn off all the lights that are on.
12. Drunk Dial someone in your phone.
13. Shotgun a beer.




13 was the last rule so only one person had to do it. After the drinking game is when the night got crazy. Erin knew about a party in Venice so we were all down to go. Erin was the one who had to shotgun the beer and she was also driving.

We piled six of us in her car. Erin and Laurel in the front, Brooks, Elan, Angelika and me in the back seat. Laurel Turned the music up really loud and Erin started driving like a maniac. Speeding, running stop signs, taking turns really sharp. Elan, Brooks and I were screaming in the back seat. "OH MY GOD, SLOW DOWN, I DON'T WANT TO DIEEEE!!!!" We were screaming the whole ride for like 30 minutes straight. Then when we got there we all jumped out and were like, "WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU DRIVING LIKE A MANIAC!???" Erin said, "I'm sorry, the music was so loud it scared me so i drove faster." As soon as we stepped into the party they were like, "there's no more beer everyone get out."...


So we went to another street and to a bar called Rooster Fish. We didn't know it but it was a gay bar. In the boys bathroom the entire ceiling was collaged with gay porn. We danced and drank for a few hours until the bar closed.










this one's for you corey.

My god that night was fun! Thank you everyone for playing with us that evening.

MOAR!!!!